Chicago

Things My Subletters Left Me

1. Three boxes of cereal in the fridge (??)

2. a total of TWELVE assorted jars of pickled vegetables and hot sauces, most of them conveniently left lying on their side so the contents leaked out just right

3. a bottle of dishwashing liquid in the bathroom and a bottle of shampoo in the kitchen

4. various gummy stains in a rainbow of colors, in odd places like the bedpost

5. and finally, an apartment that had not been cleaned in any way for two months.

 

So I’ll be holing myself up in that apartment to furiously scrub and disinfect for the next week.

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